fitter happier more productive comfortable not drinking too much regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries at ease eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) a patient, better driver a safer car (baby smiling in back seat) sleeping well (no bad dreams) no paranoia careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) favours for favours fond but not in love charity standing orders on sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) car wash (also on Sundays) no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate nothing so childish at a better pace slower and more calculated no chance of escape now self-employed concerned (but powerless) an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) will not cry in public less chance of illness tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) a good memory still cries at a good film still kisses with saliva no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness) calm fitter, healthier and more productive apig in a cage on antibiotics


welcome to this site. doesn't have a real purpose especially since a lot of you know me enough that you don't need to see an 'about me'. i just wanted to make a site that looks kind of cute and fool around with some html, css, and js. it's just a homepage for now, later i hope to add some other pages and some rabbit holes to this site. 'gyroscope' is a silly name, completely unrelated, just a random word and also taken from a boards of canada song.. too good not to take gyroscope. anyway take a poke around if you want.

change log 🌷
17.9.23: site is created!!!
23.9.23: took a week to be able to work on this again.. added the 'weird messages' page
24.9.23: added the gallery page.. weird messages page is looking pretty bare